this isn’t actually about math, i promise.

For this next sentence, you’re gonna need to pretend I’m a guy. Math is hard. Did that preface make saying that okay? I find it sexist that women aren’t allowed to struggle with math without being looked down upon for being a bad representation of their gender. If you’re a woman and you’re good at math, good for you. If you’re a guy and you’re bad at it, good for you for owning it. I hate math. I prefer subjects like history and English when you’re learning about people with incredible lives and insights instead of looking at numbers and trying to make different numbers. I don’t know about you, but in my book human beings > numbers.

So tonight was my first math exam in 4 years. Barf. I was one of those losers who took the entire time to do the test because my brain kept deciding to make up new formulas so I changed my answers on the last couple of pages over and over and over. I understood the material, I just couldn’t make myself remember exactly what the formula was. Next exam I’m tattooing the formulas to my eyelids.

Anyway at one point all the Sierra Mist I’d been chugging all day caught up to me so I was escorted to the bathroom. There was someone else in there with their proctor and while we were washing our hands, this happened:

“The professor’s pretty hot, right?” -Random chick

“What? Uh…yeah, I noticed.” -Me

“Are you doing anything tomorrow night? Wanna get dinner and see Warm Bodies?” -Random chick

  -Me

“…………………………………………………” -Proctor 1

“…………………………………………………” -Proctor 2

“………………let’s get back to the exam.” -Proctor 1

For the record, this is what I looked like:

So yeah.  That was my adventure today.

P.S. The number of Asians smoking outside after the exam was uproarious.

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