I take long showers. Wait, that’s not the confession. I’m getting there.
Anyway, when I came out of this particularly lengthy shower, I was ambushed by my psychotic roommates. They said they didn’t know I could sing like that. I’ve been telling them that I listen to music in the shower, but they caught me.
This was the song they overheard: (skip to the middle)
I knew this day would come. I couldn’t hide my past forever. My name is Armelle, and I am a 64 year old coloratura soprano. I quit my career and got plastic surgery because I was getting too famous. I wanted to start over as a stage manager so I could be around the business I love without worrying about fans or paparazzi.
Here’s my resume:
I’m sorry I’ve hidden this from you whipper snappers for so long. I hope we can still be friends.